Buoys and Girls

There is quite an association with buoys (it is not wrongly spelled) and girls. Women with huge bosoms are said to float more. And Sir Isaac Newton threw apples to the sexist who made that statement. Well, women with huge bosoms have more weight on her that could eventually be pulled by gravity. Yes, they have no floaters. There is no air unless of course, they’re brainless airheads. And that’s a different story. Ergo, the question, “so you float when you swim?,” could only be safely asked to an airhead with big boobs or just plain airhead.

‘Then to the Aeolian isle we came, where dwelt Aeolus, son of Hippotas, dear to the immortal gods, in a floating island, and all around it is a wall of unbreakable bronze, and the cliff runs up sheer. Twelve children of his, too, there are in the halls, six daughters and six sturdy sons, and he gave his daughters to his sons to wife.’---The Odyssey, Homer